August 10, 2005
Suicidal Grasshoppers
This morning as we were going to the car...
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Little A : hmmm....
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Me: What is that, Little A?
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Little A : It's a dead bu-ug, Mom.
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Me: What kind of bug?
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Little A: A DEAD ONE.
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Me: A dead grasshopper?
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Little A: Yes, a grasshopper.
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Me: How do you think it died?
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Little A : Well, it smashed itself!
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There you have it folks, the true story behind why you find dead grasshoppers in the summer - they smash themselves.
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So sad, really.
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