My husband ROCKS!!!! He called me this morning and told me that he could make my day or make me wait for a later date.... I was so confused. He mentioned something about Valentine's Day and I grew more confused. (Honestly, I was thinking - he's planned another weekend away??) So, I said, "Yeah, tell me now"
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He got online this morning at 10 am.... and bought tickets to see INX$ in February!!!! I am so freaking excited! I don't know if you remember reading my entries about Rock$tar: INX$, but I absolutely LOVE the band and am so excited to see them with their new front man, JD. Ya know, I have, really, the best husband.
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So what does this have to do with free boobs? Absolutely nothing. But I got an email this morning from my cousin with a forward from a friend of hers. This girl (my cousin's friend) has 4 kids and I've met her several times - she's a beautiful girl, funny, nice.... And now she's won a free boob job from a local radio show. I am excited for her - silly, I know, but I can imagine how much she'll enjoy them after the effects of 4 babies.... :) Here is her letter of submission for the contest:
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"Okay so I’m not really one to brag, but it’s not every day you save the world from impending doom. There I was, waiting in the drive-thru to pick up some happy meals for the kids when this crazy looking man runs up to the passenger door and gets in my car!! He grabbed my arm and yelled, "Drive or DIE!"
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I was so shocked I started to drive, not noticing the briefcase that he had hand-cuffed to his wrist until he put it on his lap and started muttering to it. Once I had driven a few miles away I risked asking him who he was and where we were going. "They’re after me," he said. "I have to get this package Downtown."
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"What is it?" I wanted to know. "It’s a nuclear weapon, and I intend to use it to destroy Tampa!" Well you can imagine that this was not what I wanted to hear and I suddenly became so nervous I lost control of the car and ran into a ditch. Luckily I was wearing my seatbelt, but the same couldn’t be said for my would-be abductor and he was thrown forward and knocked unconscious.
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Once my head cleared I looked around and noticed that the briefcase had opened during the crash and red lights were flashing from inside. Reaching over my unconscious "passenger" I slowly opened the briefcase and saw something out of a nightmare; a timer, quickly counting down to zero. Time seemed to slow down as I recalled all the cheesy action movies my husband had forced me to watch and, without thinking, I reached into my purse grabbed my nail clippers and clipped the green wire right before fainting.
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When I awoke I found myself in a hospital surrounded by doctors and FBI agents. The FBI agents told me that I had somehow managed to avert nuclear disaster and that the man in my car was a highly wanted terrorist who they had been pursuing for months. Apparently I was a hero!
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Unfortunately, the doctors informed me that because of my close proximity to the nuclear bomb I had been exposed to high levels of radiation and they would have to remove my breasts. I turned to the FBI thinking they would tell me the government would pay for new ones, but imagine my surprise when they just thanked me and walked away……..
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So, please pick me, because this Wonder Women needs new Wonder Bra!!!! "
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All that being said, have a fantastic weekend. Ours is jam-packed with plans and I have a lot to do to get ready for the Craft Fair/Show tomorrow! Lots of jewelry to get ready and I'd like to take pictures of everything I've made before it is all sold. :)
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Until next time, God Bless you!
